roseanne taught me that the tough crowd changes over time. In the 90s, they wore leather jackets and plaid shirts tied around their waists. Today, a guy wearing that is more likely to go to the movies with his mom than commit any real crimes.

survivor taught me that it doesn't take skills or talent to become famous. You just have to be willing to eat bugs and crawl through mud on camera.

spanish soap operas taught me what teenage life is really like: way more dramatic than it needs to be and you often don’t understand a single part of it.

7th heaven taught me that a teen drama with morals is like watching a kid kiss his mom on the lips before getting dropped off at the bus stop.

daisy of love taught me that despite rigorous training against mindless entertainment, men are always willing to compromise for fake boobs.

gossip girls taught me that real life girls aren’t bad, that is, until they start watching Gossip Girl.

pokemon taught me that animal rights don't apply if you give them cool names like "Charizard" and "Snorlax." You can have them fight and poach the best ones. Gotta catch 'em all!

knight rider taught me that talking cars are a bad idea. Each time Kitt said "Michael you let another one get away," I would wonder where, between the turbo boosters and torpedo-launchers, the mute button was and why Knight Industries had such a low voice-actor budget.